The holiday season is a weird time in the best possible way.
Only at Christmas is it socially acceptable to wear hideously itchy garish sweaters in public.
Only at Christmas is it OK for even the most rational person to unquestioningly accept stories involving things like sentient snowmen and flying reindeer, and two parents who gladly let some 10-year-old bash a drum just minutes after giving birth.
And, we humble-braggedly submit, only at Christmas do you have the joy of seeing the weirdest gifts available via our annual weird Christmas gift guide.
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It’s our gift to you. (Special note: This gift is non-returnable.)
Kenny G Saxy Christmas Sweater
Pet Sunglasses
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Mr. Spock Baby Bunting
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Santa Is Fake News
Chewbacca Face Mask
Carving Knife That Looks Like A Chainsaw
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Star Wars Death Star Toaster
Daddy Claus Christmas Robe
Dinosaur Planters
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Menorah Bong
Renaissance Portraits Of Your Pet
Kevin Malone Broccoli Clock
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Popeye's Spicy Chicken Sandwich Christmas Sweater
UglyChristmasSweater.com
Laptop Scratch Pad
Donald Trump Sweater With Real Fake Hair
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Unicorn Squirrel Feeder
Matching Nutcracker Undies
Michael Scott That's What She Said Sweater
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Sisyphus Toilet Paper Shelf
AnimicUSA.com
Bob Ross Coffee Mug
Human Santapede
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Umali Game From Philippines
Nuns Having Fun Calendar
Inflatable Dallas Cowboys Mascot
NFLShop.com
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Burrito Blanket
Santa Poops Down Chimney Sweater
Walking Dead Whiskey
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Nachosaurus
Santa Clothes Doll
Gooey Louie
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Paper Airplane Wall Hangers
Jammies With Butt Puns On The Back Hatch
Cannabis Root Beer
KeefBrands.com
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Christmas Ornaments That Fold Flat
Carpool Karaoke Mic
Robotic Bassinet
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Ashtray With Cleaning Spike
Device That Connects Your Wallet To Your Phone
Tiny Baking Kit
Smart Lab Toys
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Cannabis Chocolate
Testie Towels
3Doodler
The3Doodler.com
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