Palin Offers Thankfulnesses
Sarah's first thankfulness was "I'm thankful for this turkey, and also too for the metal funnel thingy that cut the turkey's head clean off while it was flapping its wings trying to get out and all. That was fun."
Sarah's first thankfulness was "I'm thankful for this turkey, and also too for the metal funnel thingy that cut the turkey's head clean off while it was flapping its wings trying to get out and all. That was fun."
Andy Borowitz | Posted 11.06.2008 | Politics
Gov. Palin said that although she had planned to continue in her position in Anchorage, she was willing to leave the governorship "because Africa is just such a darned important country."
Scott Foval | Posted 11.02.2008 | Home
It has been a long eight years, and this past week saw the politics of division pushed to the absolute limit of absurdity. We must not allow it to go on any longer.
Cristina Page | Posted 10.14.2008 | Politics
Levi now falls into his predestined spot alongside all other teens dropping out of high school to prematurely become adults because of unplanned parenthood.
AP | ADAM GOLDMAN | Posted 10.13.2008 | Politics
WASILLA, Alaska — Levi Johnston, who's having a baby with Gov. Sarah Palin's daughter, can't believe all the things he's hearing. No, he wasn't ...
AP | Posted 10.03.2008 | Politics
The teenage pregnant daughter of Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin and her boyfriend are considering a summer wedding. Bristol Palin...
Ellis Weiner | Posted 09.28.2008 | Politics
Get this: Inside John McCain's campaign the expectation is growing that there will be a popularity boosting pre-election wedding in Alaska between B...
Andy Borowitz | Posted 09.26.2008 | Politics
Every time McCranky says "my friends," me and my boyz do another round of Jagerbombs. Fu**in excellent right? I am gonna be totally fu**in wasted before that a-hole shuts his pie-hole.
Lauren Zalaznick | Posted 09.25.2008 | Entertainment
It's not clear to me that the American public wants to debate Sarah Palin's child-rearing skills and personal decisions as a means to determine her competency as a Vice President. But we haven't been given much else.
Huffington Post | Posted 09.15.2008 | Style
As Donald G. McNeil Jr. writes in the New York Times, despite high national divorce rates, wedding tattoos are an increasingly popular way to make com...
Matthew Filipowicz | Posted 09.12.2008 | Politics
We all thought that first interview was going to be with ABC's Charles Gibson. Little did we know how wrong we were.
Bill Maher | Posted 09.09.2008 | Politics

The New Republic | Leon Wieseltier | Posted 09.09.2008 | Politics
It took only a few days for the saga of Sarah Palin to go from Frank Capra to Preston Sturges to Judd Apatow, and then for the farce to stop being fun...
Kim Stagliano | Posted 09.08.2008 | Politics
The other day I heard a talking head on the TV saying that Bristol Palin's pregnancy was more acceptable to conservatives because, "the government wou...
Robyn Blumner | Posted 09.08.2008 | Politics
The life prospects of a teenage couple with a child and only high school degrees have collapsed in this modern economy.
Christine Wicker | Posted 09.05.2008 | Home
Palin is sending a strange message on abstinence-only sex education; it clearly didn't work for her daughter. Indeed a lot of women are angry about that message and panicked over the enthusiasm Palin seems to be inspiring. Let me offer four reasons to calm down.
HuffingtonPost.com | Jason Linkins | Posted 09.04.2008 | Politics
I had the pleasure of joining Jezebel's Megan Carpentier this morning for another edition of Crappy Hour. On the docket for today: the Sarah Palin co...
Huffington Post | Posted 09.04.2008 | Politics
Bristol Palin, eldest daughter and second born of vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, is the most well-known of Palin's five kids thanks to the d...
Huffington Post | Posted 09.03.2008 | Politics
Bristol Palin and her boyfriend Levi Johnston arrived Wednesday to watch Sarah Palin speak with more than Bristol's baby bump on display. In addition ...
Lee Stranahan | Posted 09.03.2008 | Politics
Senator McCain, thanks for bringing the circus to town. You've already knocked Obama so far out of the news cycle that he now seems to have all the si...
Linda Hansen | Posted 09.03.2008 | Home
As any good executive knows, compounding one costly mistake with another is the essence of bad leadership. Marriage is a bond, for life, of love and faith and commitment. Papa Levi is not ready for that.
Andy Borowitz | Posted 09.03.2008 | Politics
There is some seriously weird stuff goin on up in here!!! So I get off the plane in Minnesota and the first thing I know some creepy old dude who smells like my grandma is gettin up in my grille.
Disgrasian | Posted 09.03.2008 | Politics
McCAIN: So, is this the Impregnator? LEVI: Impregnawhat? I'm just a fuckin' redneck. Dude, how old are you again? Like, 126 years old? You...
Posted 09.03.2008 | Entertainment
Jamie Lynn Spears has reached out to Bristol Palin with a baby present. Spears, 17, recently gave birth to a baby girl Maddie with her 19-year-old fia...
Huffington Post | Anya Strzemien | Posted 09.03.2008 | Politics
When 18-year-old Levi Johnston arrived at the Minneapolis airport with the Palin family on Wednesday afternoon, it wasn't exactly his introduction to ...
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Andy Borowitz | Posted 11.27.2008 | Politics