Levi Johnston

Palin Offers Thankfulnesses

Andy Borowitz | Posted 11.27.2008 | Politics


Andy Borowitz

Sarah's first thankfulness was "I'm thankful for this turkey, and also too for the metal funnel thingy that cut the turkey's head clean off while it was flapping its wings trying to get out and all. That was fun."

Palin Hoping to be Named Ambassador to Africa

Andy Borowitz | Posted 11.06.2008 | Politics


Andy Borowitz

Gov. Palin said that although she had planned to continue in her position in Anchorage, she was willing to leave the governorship "because Africa is just such a darned important country."

Republicans Use Fear to Win

Scott Foval | Posted 11.02.2008 | Home


Scott Foval

It has been a long eight years, and this past week saw the politics of division pushed to the absolute limit of absurdity. We must not allow it to go on any longer.

Levi Drops Out of High School

Cristina Page | Posted 10.14.2008 | Politics


Cristina Page

Levi now falls into his predestined spot alongside all other teens dropping out of high school to prematurely become adults because of unplanned parenthood.

Levi Johnston Speaks On Baby, Obama, Sarah Palin

AP | ADAM GOLDMAN | Posted 10.13.2008 | Politics


WASILLA, Alaska — Levi Johnston, who's having a baby with Gov. Sarah Palin's daughter, can't believe all the things he's hearing. No, he wasn't ...

Levi Johnston And Bristol Palin Considering Summer Wedding

AP | Posted 10.03.2008 | Politics


The teenage pregnant daughter of Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin and her boyfriend are considering a summer wedding. Bristol Palin...

Free Levi Johnston

Ellis Weiner | Posted 09.28.2008 | Politics


Ellis Weiner

Get this: Inside John McCain's campaign the expectation is growing that there will be a popularity boosting pre-election wedding in Alaska between B...

Levi Johnston Liveblogs the Debate

Andy Borowitz | Posted 09.26.2008 | Politics


Andy Borowitz

Every time McCranky says "my friends," me and my boyz do another round of Jagerbombs. Fu**in excellent right? I am gonna be totally fu**in wasted before that a-hole shuts his pie-hole.

Juno, Alaska

Lauren Zalaznick | Posted 09.25.2008 | Entertainment


Lauren Zalaznick

It's not clear to me that the American public wants to debate Sarah Palin's child-rearing skills and personal decisions as a means to determine her competency as a Vice President. But we haven't been given much else.

Wedding Tattoo Trend: Guess The Celebrity Ring Finger (SLIDESHOW)

Huffington Post | Posted 09.15.2008 | Style


As Donald G. McNeil Jr. writes in the New York Times, despite high national divorce rates, wedding tattoos are an increasingly popular way to make com...

Exclusive "Not Seen On TV" Video Of Sarah Palin's First Interview

Matthew Filipowicz | Posted 09.12.2008 | Politics


Matthew Filipowicz

We all thought that first interview was going to be with ABC's Charles Gibson. Little did we know how wrong we were.

New Rule: Pro-Life of the Party

Bill Maher | Posted 09.09.2008 | Politics


Bill Maher

Leon Wieseltier On Sarah Palin: These Are Not The Times For Right-Wing Screwball

The New Republic | Leon Wieseltier | Posted 09.09.2008 | Politics


It took only a few days for the saga of Sarah Palin to go from Frank Capra to Preston Sturges to Judd Apatow, and then for the farce to stop being fun...

Who Will Pay for Bristol and Levi's Baby?

Kim Stagliano | Posted 09.08.2008 | Politics


Kim Stagliano

The other day I heard a talking head on the TV saying that Bristol Palin's pregnancy was more acceptable to conservatives because, "the government wou...

The True Values of Values Voters

Robyn Blumner | Posted 09.08.2008 | Politics


Robyn Blumner

The life prospects of a teenage couple with a child and only high school degrees have collapsed in this modern economy.

McCain's Christian-Right Sop

Christine Wicker | Posted 09.05.2008 | Home


Christine Wicker

Palin is sending a strange message on abstinence-only sex education; it clearly didn't work for her daughter. Indeed a lot of women are angry about that message and panicked over the enthusiasm Palin seems to be inspiring. Let me offer four reasons to calm down.

Jason Linkins

What Happens In St. Paul Stays Between Y'All: An Unconventional Crappy Hour

HuffingtonPost.com | Jason Linkins | Posted 09.04.2008 | Politics


I had the pleasure of joining Jezebel's Megan Carpentier this morning for another edition of Crappy Hour. On the docket for today: the Sarah Palin co...

Bristol Palin Photos: Pictures Of, Info On Sarah Palin's Pregnant Daughter And Levi

Huffington Post | Posted 09.04.2008 | Politics


Bristol Palin, eldest daughter and second born of vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, is the most well-known of Palin's five kids thanks to the d...

Levi Johnston's Tattoo: "Bristol" On Ring Finger (PHOTOS)

Huffington Post | Posted 09.03.2008 | Politics


Bristol Palin and her boyfriend Levi Johnston arrived Wednesday to watch Sarah Palin speak with more than Bristol's baby bump on display. In addition ...

My RNC Suggestion: Marry Bristol Palin And Her Baby Daddy LIVE Onstage!

Lee Stranahan | Posted 09.03.2008 | Politics


Lee Stranahan

Senator McCain, thanks for bringing the circus to town. You've already knocked Obama so far out of the news cycle that he now seems to have all the si...

Palin's Terrible "Executive" Family Decision

Linda Hansen | Posted 09.03.2008 | Home


Linda Hansen

As any good executive knows, compounding one costly mistake with another is the essence of bad leadership. Marriage is a bond, for life, of love and faith and commitment. Papa Levi is not ready for that.

Levi Johnston's Convention Diary

Andy Borowitz | Posted 09.03.2008 | Politics


Andy Borowitz

There is some seriously weird stuff goin on up in here!!! So I get off the plane in Minnesota and the first thing I know some creepy old dude who smells like my grandma is gettin up in my grille.

Levi Johnston Is a F---in' Redneck Genius

Disgrasian | Posted 09.03.2008 | Politics


Disgrasian

McCAIN: So, is this the Impregnator? LEVI: Impregnawhat? I'm just a fuckin' redneck. Dude, how old are you again? Like, 126 years old? You...

Jamie Lynn Spears Sends Baby Gift, Wishes To Bristol Palin

Posted 09.03.2008 | Entertainment


Jamie Lynn Spears has reached out to Bristol Palin with a baby present. Spears, 17, recently gave birth to a baby girl Maddie with her 19-year-old fia...

Levi Johnston Slideshow: Meet Bristol Palin's Boyfriend (PHOTOS)

Huffington Post | Anya Strzemien | Posted 09.03.2008 | Politics


When 18-year-old Levi Johnston arrived at the Minneapolis airport with the Palin family on Wednesday afternoon, it wasn't exactly his introduction to ...