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The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Jan. 30-Feb. 5)

"(My kid giving me attitude). Me: 'I pooped on you when you were born.'"

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So, each week we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy.

Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

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