“This underground cabal ... who’s part of it? How do you get an invite? Is it reservations or open table?" wondered Kate McKinnon.
"Watching my gigantic cat shove open the door with the energy of a cowboy walking into a saloon"
"My favourite thing to do is to hold my dog while I look on my phone at photos I have taken of my dog."
Facts are sexy, "Fauci" explained. Groupies "say stuff like, 'Can you be my face mask?'"
Who knew she was "going to go all Mel Gibson on us?" he asked on 'Saturday Night Live.'
“God created dinosaurs, dinosaurs became Republican, Republicans created Trump, Trump destroys God,” Carrey muses in homage to Jeff Goldblum's 'The Fly.'
He went after white women, Pride Month, cancel culture and the "dumb" who don't wear masks.
“My mom when I ask if she and my dad are still taking the pandemic seriously,” Juliet Prather captioned her hilarious video.
"What wine pairs well with Common Core math?"
"I’d rather hear my toddler say the F-word than 'Again!'"