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"'I emailed the teacher but haven't heard back' is the new 'my dog ate my homework.'"
"Establish dominance by replying to your kid’s 'Knock knock' joke with 'Door’s open.'"
And how to keep them from blowing it for their friends and siblings.
"If you want to piss off a toddler just tell him he’s tired."
"It’s only after the audition that they realised Ryan is my son," Sashi told HuffPost Australia.
"Flex on your kids by calling your new dinner recipe 'Ew, Disgusting' before they do."
The 'MasterChef Australia: Back To Win' winner said she's impressed by how “exceptional” the kids' cooking skills are “for their age”.
"Listening to my [9-year-old] talk is exactly like watching an episode of drunk history."