"STOP YELLING screamed the parent."
"'I emailed the teacher but haven't heard back' is the new 'my dog ate my homework.'"
"Homework is basically which parent is better at Google."
"(My kid giving me attitude). Me: 'I pooped on you when you were born.'"
"Establish dominance by replying to your kid’s 'Knock knock' joke with 'Door’s open.'"
Sunny with a chance of chubby cheeks.
The mum-to-be's due date is in a few months.
"The 8yo disrupted my sleep again, so I texted my mom at 2AM to ask when it stops."
"Drove our kids around town to look at Christmas lights but they brought an iPad so they could watch a different kid drive around his town looking at lights."
A workout video has ruffled feathers with his Instagram fans.
"You could see the emotion on the judge’s face. She found a way to use existing laws to give us the first birth certificate of its kind anywhere.”
And how to keep them from blowing it for their friends and siblings.
"If you want to piss off a toddler just tell him he’s tired."
"My daughter isn’t even sure why she’s throwing a tantrum but she’s pretty sure it will help."
Parents are sharing photos of their daughters reacting to the first woman vice-president.
The Democratic vice presidential nominee is "Momala" to her two stepchildren.
Social Security Administration data shows the top names for babies born from 1920 to 2019.
"Kids really overestimate how much parents want to guess things."
“Mummy shamers are just mean girls who grew up to be mothers.”
"It's weird how we tell kids not to lie then tell them how good the picture they drew is."