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tweets of the week

"More like detachment parenting am I right?!?"
"I’d rather hear my toddler say the F-word than 'Again!'"
"In our marriage we keep the magic alive by plucking each other’s rogue ear and chin hairs."
"Nobody cares more about proper hydration than a kid who’s just been kissed goodnight."
"Kids shouldn’t be allowed to lose teeth during quarantine."
"Joining Houseparty just taught me a valuable lesson about deleting old contacts."
"If you had asked me what the hardest part of battling a global pandemic would be I would have never guessed, 'teaching elementary school math."
"Who needs an alarm system when the slightest vibration sets off about 4 of my kid's toys to play music at volume 10."
"You think you’ve doing an okay job as a parent, and then you learn your 8 year-old has only been pretending to brush his teeth for two months."
"I’m just a mum, standing in the shower, praying her toddler doesn’t find her."
"Shazam, but to tell my mother who every single person she sees on TV is."
"Yeah I guess I don’t love that the cool ass music I used to listen to in high school is now in medication commercials."
"Was just informed by our youngest that she no longer likes grilled cheese, so there goes 95% of my weekly meal planning."
'Parenting is 99% getting roasted by your kids.'
The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant ― but succinct ― wisdom. Each week, HuffPost Women
Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious
Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious
Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious
Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious