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Why Is Justin Bieber Still 'Feuding' With Tom Cruise? An Investigation

The feud has escalated — and yes, Scooter Braun and bottle caps are involved.

Remember when Justin Bieber challenged Tom Cruise to a UFC fight last month?

The invitation, which came via Twitter seemingly out of nowhere, caused a lot of head-scratching. But the Biebs soon recanted, telling TMZ he had recently seen an interview with Cruise, “and it was just on my mind.”

“It was just a random tweet,” he added. “I do bad stuff sometimes.”

Weird, but whatever. We’ve all said something we’ve regretted after watching a Tom Cruise interview, right?

But, the story doesn’t end there.

Over the weekend, Justin Bieber posted an Instagram video of his Bottle Cap Challenge. He nominated his wife, Hailey Bieber, and ... Tom Cruise. And right before he kicked the cap off the bottle, he said, “This could be Tom Cruise’s head.” The feud lives on!

HuffPost Canada has not heard back from either Bieber or Cruise’s representation. And, like all puzzling celebrity feuds, we have a deep need to figure out what the heck is going on here.

What follows is a quick jaunt down the rabbithole of every possible reason we could come up with why Bieber might be going after Cruise. As ever, please get in touch with tips related to any weird feuds.

Is it all part of the Scooter Braun vs. Taylor Swift drama?

As you know doubt know already, Scooter Braun, Bieber’s manager and sometimes enabler, is currently caught up in a headline-grabbing fight with Taylor Swift. An impressively long list of celebs have been caught in the crossfire, including Bieber himself, who’s very firmly Team Scooter.

Braun characterized the fight as a joke on Twitter, but that didn’t stop him from retweeting the second threat.

So, the question remains: Tom Cruise a Swiftie? We know his daughter, Suri, is a fan. Did Bieber predict all this was going to happen in advance, and that the two of them would be on the opposite side of the feud, and just preemptively threaten to fight him?

How likely is this? Very unlikely.


We know what you’re thinking — maybe the feud started over a case of wildly different opinions related to monkey ownership.

Bieber, of course, had a pet capuchin named Mally until the monkey was confiscated by German authorities in 2013. He claimed he had documentation for the pet, but never produced it, even though it’s illegal to own a monkey as a pet in California.

Justin Bieber with the unlucky monkey in 2015.
Justin Bieber with the unlucky monkey in 2015.

Poor Mally, who now lives at a German zoo, apparently still has issues given that he was taken away from his family too young. Still, Bieber has said he’d like to get another monkey one day, which prompted a primate expert to describe him as a “super-moron.”

Did Tom Cruise speak out against monkey ownership?

On the contrary, it was Cruise’s idea for his character in “Rock of Ages” to have a baboon sidekick. That choice was not in the script, or in the Broadway show the movie was based on.

How likely is this? (Mission) Impossible. (Sorry.)


By far the most controversial thing about Tom Cruise is his prominent role in Scientology, a sinister and expensive cult based on science fiction. Bieber, meanwhile, is a vocal member of the divisive evangelical megachurch Hillsong.

Is it a church vs. church showdown? At least some people on Twitter seem to think so.

How likely is this? Mildly likely.

Baldwin family feud

Through Hailey, Biebs is now part of the notoriously messy Baldwin family. Hailey’s father, Stephen Baldwin, is an ultra-religious and conservative Trump supporter, and doesn’t speak to his more liberally-minded famous brothers Alec, Billy and Danny. He seems particularly fixated on Alec Baldwin, perhaps because he’s the most famous in the family, and he’s the one who skewered Trump on “SNL.”

Alec Baldwin and Tom Cruise appeared in “Rock of Ages” together, and appear to be friends. Could this be a way of indirectly lashing out at an enemy of his father-in-law?

How likely is this? It seems like a pretty roundabout way to get to Alec Baldwin. We’re going to say not very likely.

Alec Baldwin and Tom Cruise at the premiere of "Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation" in New York on July 27, 2015.
Alec Baldwin and Tom Cruise at the premiere of "Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation" in New York on July 27, 2015.

Defending Brooke Shields

In 2005, when Cruise was in the spotlight for dating Katie Holmes and jumping on Oprah’s couch, he criticized Brooke Shields for using medication to treat her postpartum depression (Scientology is opposed to the field of psychiatry, which the church calls “an elaborate and deadly hoax”).

Cruise said that Shields, his co-star in the 1981 movie “Endless Love,” was “irresponsible” for talking openly about taking antidepressants. She called his comments a “ridiculous rant” and “a disservice to mothers everywhere.” He later apologized, although he maintained that he thinks antidepressants are “dangerous.”

Justin Bieber inspecting his abs at a promotional event for Calvin Klein in Hong Kong in 2015.
Justin Bieber inspecting his abs at a promotional event for Calvin Klein in Hong Kong in 2015.

Bieber shares an important cultural milestone with Brooke Shields: they both appeared in memorable Calvin Klein ads. Could their shared CK deals have bonded them for life?

How likely is this? Not very. We have no existing proof that Justin Bieber actually knows who Brooke Shields is.


Bieber’s second threat to Cruise occurred right after the week that contained both Canada Day and the Fourth of July. Was he feeling a hardcore Canada-vs.-U.S. mentality?

How likely is this? Not very, given that Bieber is becoming an American citizen, and Cruise actually lived in Ottawa as a teen.

Publicity stunt and/or nothing

Maybe Bieber is just being weird and aggressive as a way to get his name out there. Maybe, after all this, the whole thing is just for (bottle cap) kicks.

How likely is this? We’re 99 per cent sure this is the case.

But hey, if in ten years we found out that Bieber is a huge fan of “The Blue Lagoon” and would do anything to protect Brooke Shields, don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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