We thought "sexy pizza rat" was peak stupid sexy costume.
We were wrong.
It's been topped by a "sexy green poop costume."
Which, as you can imagine, is really not sexy at all. Let's take a look, shall we?
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The instructions are pretty simple. You take a regular poo costume, spray-paint it green and add some accessories.
Then ask your bestie to dress up as a black-bunned burger.
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