"It burns when I pee"...."I'm based out of Noida"....""Matlab you are a feminist?" are #FiveWordsToRuinADate, which is the top trending worldwide hashtag on Twitter today.
Laughter and mirth pervaded the cyberspace as the Twitter-peeps thought up lines that can end a promising date in a moment.
Here are some of the wittiest ones. These could also prove useful in ending a bad date.
"You smell like my ex" #FiveWordsToRuinADate
β IzzatiTaufekAffandi (@IzzatiTaufek) January 14, 2015
βIt burns when I peeβ
β Obstetrix (@ScissorTongue) January 14, 2015
I have loans exceeding 9000Cr. #FiveWordsToRuinADate
β Vijay Malllya (@thevijaymalllya) January 14, 2015
My name is Vladimir Putin
β Vladimir Putin (@DarthPutinKGB) January 14, 2015
Tonight i will annex you.
β Vladimir Putin (@DarthPutinKGB) January 14, 2015
"so what caste are you?" #FiveWordsToRuinADate
β Rosie Roti (@supriyan) January 14, 2015
"Matlab you are a feminist?" #FiveWordsToRuinADate
β Nishita Jha (@NishSwish) January 14, 2015
I'm for free speech, but... #FiveWordsToRuinADate
β Eva (@evacide) January 14, 2015
"basically i am from IIT." #FiveWordsToRuinADate
β Rosie Roti (@supriyan) January 14, 2015
I voted for the BJP. #FiveWordsToRuinADate
β Pronoti Datta (@prettynous) January 14, 2015
Oh, those are herpes scars. #FiveWordsToRuinADate
β Mitali Saran (@mitalisaran) January 14, 2015
"I love Chetan Bhagat's books" #FiveWordsToRuinADate
β Neha Dara (@nehadara) January 14, 2015
I heard it on FoxNews. #FiveWordsToRuinADate
β Laila Lalami (@LailaLalami) January 14, 2015
"Man, I'm not homophobic, but..." #FiveWordsToRuinADate
β jamilah (@JamilahLemieux) January 14, 2015
I am based out of Noida
β Nishant Gambhir (@madnish30) January 14, 2015
Tattoo nahi skin infection hai #FiveWordsToRuinADate
β Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) January 14, 2015
I'm for free speech, but... #FiveWordsToRuinADate
β Eva (@evacide) January 14, 2015
#FiveWordsToRuinADate Look! I've buttered your cat!
β GoaT FacE ThrillA (@EndhooS) January 14, 2015
I can burp the alphabet. #FiveWordsToRuinADate
β Lord RLS (@Lord_RLS) January 13, 2015
#FiveWordsToRuinADate "Ab ki bar, Modi sarkaβ"
*mysteriously disappears*
β Rega Jha (@RegaJha) January 14, 2015
"I blog about my dates" #FiveWordsToRuinADate
β wastrelette (@wastrelette) January 14, 2015
Women's rights are okay but... #FiveWordsToRuinADate
β Raheel Khursheed (@Raheelk) January 14, 2015
I am live-tweeting this. #FiveWordsToRuinADate
β Peter Griffin (@zigzackly) January 14, 2015
Not sure the Holocaust happened. #FiveWordsToRuinADate
β Marlow Stern (@MarlowNYC) January 14, 2015