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How To Ruin A Date In 5 Words--Twitter Weighs In

INDIA - MARCH 20: Young Indian couple sit on seawall at sunset at Nariman Point, Mumbai, formerly Bombay, India (Photo by Tim Graham/Getty Images)
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INDIA - MARCH 20: Young Indian couple sit on seawall at sunset at Nariman Point, Mumbai, formerly Bombay, India (Photo by Tim Graham/Getty Images)

"It burns when I pee"...."I'm based out of Noida"....""Matlab you are a feminist?" are #FiveWordsToRuinADate, which is the top trending worldwide hashtag on Twitter today.

Laughter and mirth pervaded the cyberspace as the Twitter-peeps thought up lines that can end a promising date in a moment.

Here are some of the wittiest ones. These could also prove useful in ending a bad date.

"You smell like my ex" #FiveWordsToRuinADate

— IzzatiTaufekAffandi (@IzzatiTaufek) January 14, 2015

“It burns when I pee”

#FiveWordsToRuinADate

— Obstetrix (@ScissorTongue) January 14, 2015

I have loans exceeding 9000Cr. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

— Vijay Malllya (@thevijaymalllya) January 14, 2015

My name is Vladimir Putin

#FiveWordsToRuinADate

— Vladimir Putin (@DarthPutinKGB) January 14, 2015

Tonight i will annex you.

#FiveWordsToRuinADate

— Vladimir Putin (@DarthPutinKGB) January 14, 2015

"so what caste are you?" #FiveWordsToRuinADate

— Rosie Roti (@supriyan) January 14, 2015

"Matlab you are a feminist?" #FiveWordsToRuinADate

— Nishita Jha (@NishSwish) January 14, 2015

I'm for free speech, but... #FiveWordsToRuinADate

— Eva (@evacide) January 14, 2015

"basically i am from IIT." #FiveWordsToRuinADate

— Rosie Roti (@supriyan) January 14, 2015

I voted for the BJP. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

— Pronoti Datta (@prettynous) January 14, 2015

Oh, those are herpes scars. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

— Mitali Saran (@mitalisaran) January 14, 2015

"I love Chetan Bhagat's books" #FiveWordsToRuinADate

— Neha Dara (@nehadara) January 14, 2015

I heard it on FoxNews. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

— Laila Lalami (@LailaLalami) January 14, 2015

"Man, I'm not homophobic, but..." #FiveWordsToRuinADate

— jamilah (@JamilahLemieux) January 14, 2015

I am based out of Noida

#5wordstoruinadate

— Nishant Gambhir (@madnish30) January 14, 2015

Tattoo nahi skin infection hai #FiveWordsToRuinADate

— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) January 14, 2015

I'm for free speech, but... #FiveWordsToRuinADate

— Eva (@evacide) January 14, 2015

#FiveWordsToRuinADate Look! I've buttered your cat!

— GoaT FacE ThrillA (@EndhooS) January 14, 2015

I can burp the alphabet. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

— Lord RLS (@Lord_RLS) January 13, 2015

#FiveWordsToRuinADate "Ab ki bar, Modi sarka–"

*mysteriously disappears*

— Rega Jha (@RegaJha) January 14, 2015

"I blog about my dates" #FiveWordsToRuinADate

— wastrelette (@wastrelette) January 14, 2015

Women's rights are okay but... #FiveWordsToRuinADate

— Raheel Khursheed (@Raheelk) January 14, 2015

I am live-tweeting this. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

— Peter Griffin (@zigzackly) January 14, 2015

Not sure the Holocaust happened. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

— Marlow Stern (@MarlowNYC) January 14, 2015

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