"Trying to find my cat every morning is one of my least favorite hobbies."
The distinguished little fella received 13,143 votes, setting a new record in the community of Rabbit Hash, which has elected a dog as mayor since 1998.
Stop doomscrolling and treat yourself to cuteness.
"Then I saw the dog get out of the car, a big black lab or something, and I'm like, 'This is turning weird,'" an eyewitness said.
The US president praised the canine for aiding in the operation that resulted in the death of the leader of the so-called Islamic State.
Wally Conran created the labrador-poodle hybrid in 1989 and now laments “I opened a Pandora’s box and released a Frankenstein’s monster.”
Oh, and why can't we stop staring at this photo of a baby cow in a bath?
These are more insightful than any personality test.