Ashley Alteman

Squirrel Master, Dinosaur Lover, Writer and Wanderer.

Ashley Alteman is know for her love of dinosaurs, ponies wearing sweaters, and overuse of commas. She won a spelling bee in the 8th grade for correctly spelling “carrot” and knew from that moment she was destined to be an amazing journalist, or a sarcastic blogger; she went with the latter. You can find her at where she details her laugh-out-loud parenting and personal fails and as a regular contributor at