Teresa Carlton

wife, mom, writer and general mess at

Teresa Carlton is a wife and mother of two mischievous little girls who, with a little help from sauvignon blanc and sarcasm, has nearly mastered the art of appearing to have her life together. Her blog chronicles her life of doing it all with mediocrity. Her writing has been featured on HuffPost Comedy, Babble, Blunt Moms, and Scary Mommy. Follow her on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter, if only to feel better about yourself in comparison.