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Teresa Carlton

wife, mom, writer and general mess at www.mamatriesblog.com

Teresa Carlton is a wife and mother of two mischievous little girls who, with a little help from sauvignon blanc and sarcasm, has nearly mastered the art of appearing to have her life together. Her blog www.mamatriesblog.com chronicles her life of doing it all with mediocrity. Her writing has been featured on HuffPost Comedy, Babble, Blunt Moms, and Scary Mommy. Follow her on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter, if only to feel better about yourself in comparison.