Janine Annett lives in New York, in a house full of piles of books, with her husband, son, and very old cat. Her writing has appeared on McSweeney's Internet Tendency, the Establishment, Parent.Co, National Lampoon, and other websites. Janine also writes picture books. Her website is http://www.janineannett.com.

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