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Martini Paratore

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Martini Paratore is a comedian turned grief failure, turned mom, turned quarantine housewife/homeschooler/cook/cleaner/prisoner/weeper. She really wishes she was a mom in the 80s, because that sounds easier to her. You can find more from her on Instagram at @MartiniADay.

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