Emmy-nominated TV writer, world's second-highest IQ, former bouncer, stripper, undercover high school student
According to semi-reputable sources, I have the world's second-highest IQ. Spent much of the disco era as an undercover high school student. 25 years as a bar bouncer and America's greatest fake ID-catcher. 25+ years as a stripper (not a good one) and nude art model. Nearly 30 years as a writer for more than 2,500 hours of network television, with 8 Writers Guild Award and Emmy nominations. Earned 12 years of college credit in less than a year, graduating with the equivalent of 8 majors. Lost on Jeopardy! Sued Who Wants to Be a Millionaire over a bad question. Lost the lawsuit. Have spent 35+ years on a modified version of Big Bang Theory. Mostly I sit around, tweeting in a towel.