The Bitchin' Sisters


The Bitchin' Sisters are separated by eight years in age, and eight miles in geography. Oddly enough they share the same parents and soon, perhaps, a parole officer (we will know more in November). Under the advice of their attorneys they cannot disclose their age or weight. They have been given permission to tell you that they both have two children, and despite their happily married status, both are being wooed by a bevy of suitors. And auditors.

They enjoy running, wine, working out, raw cookie dough, Shake & Bake and Mom porn on cable. The only thing they love more than pointing out other people's flaws is laughing at their own.

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