Waldo Mellon wishes he had more writing credits to boast about, but he doesn’t. He did go to a fancy, expensive college, yet most of the things that got stuffed into his head there are now nowhere to be found. In fact, he has a breath-taking lack of the kind of knowledge that comes from things he’s read and things he’s been told, as opposed to things he’s experienced. He likes his life very much, and that’s the vat he seems to draw from. He has worked in TV and movies and now lives in the hills of western Massachusetts with his wife and two boys.