Dogs

"i love when my cat purrs for no reason. she’s just happy to be here."
"i woof and bark at my dog when he’s woofing and barking at me and i just hope i’m not calling him any dog slurs by accident"
"Normalize talking to your cat like a human."
"I love my little cat i wish he could wear sweatpants or drive a car but it’s okay that he can’t. Like it’s fine"
One of the female dogs had reportedly just given birth to a litter of puppies.
"If I don’t tell my cat he is handsome every time I see him then he might forget"
The Olympic swimmer's canine pal showed impressive prowess in the pool.
"Do you think my dog remembers the guy I was dating for the first few years I had him and if so, do you think my dog thinks I killed him?"
“Have learned many powerful lessons from my cat, such as that you can get whatever you want if you are so f**king annoying.”