"Me: *is allergic to cats* Also me: *rubs face with cat* *boops cat nose* *sleeps right next to cat*"
"Lilo's the worst basketball-playing dog I've ever seen," the host declared.
"Friend: Your house smells like wet dog. Me: Thanks. It’s because I hug him when I cry."
Trump's "lack of dog is simply a microcosm of his selfish, insensitive and cynical world view," said a founder of the Biden-backing group Dog Lovers for Joe.
We can agree that dogs and cats are the cutest distractions.
“I wrote my dog an obituary because of course I did. He was the best boy,” Sallie Gregory-Hammett said on Twitter.
“I just spent 15 minutes liking photos of dogs on Instagram. Time well spent.”
The Finnish canine coronavirus detectors can sense the virus by sniffing the neck sweat of travelers.
"My cat doing a hundred annoying things in the background while I'm WFH is still not as bad as the times my coworker clipped his fingernails at his desk."