The Quebecois cousin to Punxsutawney Phil "most likely died during hibernation," according to a Groundhog Day event organizer.
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration found “on average, Phil has gotten it right 40% of the time.”
Airlines canceled nearly 8,000 flights in the U.S. for Wednesday and Thursday.
Thousands of people gathered at Gobbler’s Knob as members of Punxsutawney Phil’s “inner circle” summoned him from his tree stump at dawn.
“It seems he gets up every day, gripes about the election, then wakes up the next day still a loser."
The weather-predicting rodent emerged from his burrow on a snowy Tuesday morning to, as tradition dictates, stare at his shadow.
"The Daily Show with Trevor Noah" mocked the president with a fake movie about a man "who lost again and again and again."
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But don't put your snowshoes away just yet. Phil's recent prognostications have rarely been correct.
That is, if you believe in the prophetic power of Punxsutawney Phil.