Groundhog Day

“It seems he gets up every day, gripes about the election, then wakes up the next day still a loser."
The weather-predicting rodent emerged from his burrow on a snowy Tuesday morning to, as tradition dictates, stare at his shadow.
"The Daily Show with Trevor Noah" mocked the president with a fake movie about a man "who lost again and again and again."
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But don't put your snowshoes away just yet. Phil's recent prognostications have rarely been correct.
That is, if you believe in the prophetic power of Punxsutawney Phil.
Woodchucks apparently are not fans of the House speaker.
Nearing age 60, MacDowell returns with one of the best roles of her career. But why isn't she as famous as Nicole Kidman?
"I just saw my shadow, you know what that means?"