The comedian responded to the backlash over his new Netflix special with a recycled put-down.
The best thing about this season was definitely the fans' hilarious reactions.
"Toddlers be like, 'Excuse me madam that's my emotional support Walmart receipt.'"
"Airbnb be like '3 bedroom, 11 beds.'"
The former vice president tried his hand at humor. It really didn't go well.
The couple said the reason why there’s a rumor that they’ve “hosted orgies” is because most people “don't get jokes.”
"Really love thumping a dog's side to see if they are hollow."
"Opened closet in hotel to check for murderers while simultaneously realizing I was unprepared should one be in there."
"I cant wait to make my small zit less noticeable by digging a large and horrific wound into my face."
"Who called it contractions and not birthquakes?"