The military operation wasn't so very scary because there were no vacuum cleaners, Conan the K-9 commando explained in a translation from Cecily Strong.
"When the numbers are this big, they’re just pretend,” soothes Kate McKinnon's "Warren" on the stump in Iowa.
"Listen, your hombre, I see the way you're looking at me," Momoa tells a judge in mock steamy "SNL" sketch.
“I’m going to tell them the same thing my grandson told me when he took me to 'Avengers: Infinity War’ — 'This ain’t for you.'"
"Impeachment moves pretty fast," he warns the Oval Office crew. "If you don't stop and look around, you might miss it."
And Woody Harrelson's Joe Biden soothes: “Daddy’s here, America. I see you, I hear you, I sniff you, and I hug you from behind.”
Kate McKinnon's Giuiliani spills it all on CNN in the late-night show's cold open.
“Gosh, I wish there was an ‘SNL’ show this week," said the "Saturday Night Live" star.
"We'll always be ride-or-die bitches" for Trump, says Beck Bennett's Mitch McConnell on "Saturday Night Live."
They picked something more exciting after William Barr was a no-show in the House.
Leslie Jones' Whoopi Goldberg has to squirt down "Behar" and Aidy Bryant's "Arizona princess Meghan McCain."
Michael Keaton's "Julian Assange" boasts that he's the "scourge of the cleaning staff at the Ecuadorian embassy."
“I’m a hugger, I’m a kisser, and I’m a little bit of a sniffer,” Sudeikis' Biden concedes.
This time his clues include teeth whitening stripes and three red-letter Ks.
"If you take my case, I’m offering spoilers for ‘Empire.’ I die," quips Chris Redd's Smollett as the actor pleads with lawyers to represent him.
"Jordan" makes a complete ass of himself.
The Senate minority leader and House speaker desperately tried to keep straight faces as the sought not to gloat.
"They fight crime, they right wrongs, they wear white but they’re not all white."
And Kate McKinnon's Wilbur Ross suggests federal workers just "liquidate some of their stocks."