“It’s the weirdest thing. He squats down, puts the TV there and walks off," one witness told reporters.
The former vice president flubbed his closing statement, and someone quickly took advantage of it.
Considering the couple is still reeling from the Nov. 30 earthquake, the wildlife visit was a bit of an aftershock of its own.
A bull market is good, but a Russian bear? Not so much.
"It would have tickled her so much to know that he's actually done it."
“It felt like what we were doing was a cheap way of giving them new life.”