"My father-in-law suggested I bite my breastfeeding baby back so I could 'teach him a lesson.'"
The pontiff suggested that the middle finger, "which is higher than the others, reminds us of something essential: honesty."
A-listers fired back at nasty messages in Jimmy Kimmel's new "Mean Tweets" bit.
"straight men have no concept of ambient lighting, i hooked up with a man with overhead lights you could perform surgery under"
"I love a talkative cat. Yeah that's right my little meow meow tell me about ur day."
The Republican congressman from Ohio deleted the tweet -- but his critics called him out over it.
The celebrity chef served a spicy tweet to haters who said she can't cook.
"every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun"
Colbert uses a popular Kimmel segment against him after the late-night host contracted COVID-19 for a second time.
Fans had plenty of theories about the movie icon's fleeting appearance.