"Should I buy a Peloton bike or 832 more boxes of Cheez-Its?"
"I finally remembered to shave both armpits so I guess I’m a trophy wife now."
"Took the dogs for a walk. He just stops and pees on my shoe."
"A Rigged Election, fight on!" angry president calls out to his supporters.
He called on state legislatures to have the "courage" to overturn the presidential election in his favor as time is running out.
"Thank you Elizabeth! LOVE!" Trump replied to someone he thought was his sister, who praised his efforts to overturn the election.
"The most unrealistic part of the mandalorian is that he finds babysitters everywhere he goes."