WTF
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher have been married since 2015, but their love story goes back decades.
Nope, it's not mold.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
WHAT'S HAPPENING
He says he was named "Man of the Year" in Michigan five years ago. But there's no evidence of this.
Either truth is stranger than fiction or this is the best date fan fic ever.