*** WEATHER ADVISORY FROM THE TRUMP NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE***

MIAMI: Goodyear Satire Company--

This Severe Weather Advisory is funded by the federal income taxes paid by Donald Trump:

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(If nobody pays taxes, the government won't be able to operate, and we'll lose essential services. Seriously, please be safe. This is a dangerous storm.)