1. Chatting away to a good looking stranger who hasn’t said a word in over a minute
Burying yourself alive inside the hole you’re digging for yourself.
2. Received pressure from your olds about “still” being single
Quit it, Mother. I like being single...
3. Sung a power ballad to yourself whilst getting drunk on cheap wine
Your neighbors think you have a pet banshee.
4. Fallen for a guy one week, got screwed over by him the next
Ah well, at least the sex was good, even if your self-confidence has left the building.
5. Turned up hopelessly underdressed to a party
Getting groped by your pervert ‘Uncle’ optional.
6. Eaten nothing but ice cream for days solid
Ice cream is a food group, right?
7. Had two guys fight in the street over you
8. Applied your makeup in the back of a cab, got out looking like a clown
Clowns are pretty.
9. Been caught out with embarrassing underwear on
Sexy-time has been known to be abruptly interrupted by the presence of granny pants.
10. Fallen for the man you once hated
First impressions can be deceptive ― we’ll blame it on the vodka.
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