When you want to express your love for somebody, sometimes the best way to do that is by singing a song. And by 'sometimes,' I mean 'most of the time not.' A lot of the time, you just end up expressing your sentiment in awkward and uncomfortable ways because you were trying to rhyme. Even if you are talented enough to land a record deal.
I couldn't even call this list the 10 creepiest love songs, because there are so many uncomfortable concepts and weird lyrics, I have now changed my definition of love. After hearing these songs, Love, to me, is clowns at the circus, that weird guy who owned an emu farm and antique shops.
Lesson learned: next time, buy flowers.