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10 James Comey Quotes That Would Look Great On A T-Shirt

Because we, too, have spoken to a lot of humans.

The opening statement and subsequent testimony from former FBI Director James Comey were doozies that included hip, fun phrases like “obstruction of justice,” “Lordy, I hope there are tapes,” and “hookers in Russia.”

Is the government in shambles? Who’s to say?!

At any rate, we watched Comey’s testimony and couldn’t help but think: “Dang, I want that culturally relevant phrase on a shirt.” So, we plucked out the freshest quotes from the whole situation and imagined what they’d look like on a t-shirt. Or slapped on a mug. Or rocked on a tote bag! The options are honestly endless.

Here’s some of what we’re lovin’ right now:

1. We've all been between jobs, haven't we?
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A quote from Comey's testimony.
2. The graphic tee that FINALLY gets you.
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A quote from Comey'stestimony.
3. For when you don't want no fuzz.
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A phrase from Comey'stestimony.
4. PREACH.
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A quote from Comey's testimony.
5. Can't forget man's best friend!!
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A phrase from Comey's opening statement.
6. Something appropriate for a jog around the prison yard...
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A phrase frequently mentioned in reference to what Comey'stestimonyand/or opening statement entailed.
7. Don't leave out the kids.
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A phrase from Comey's opening statement.
8. Let the coffeehouse know what you're up to.
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A phrase from Comey's opening statement.
9. Does anyone have Michael Flynn's address...?
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A phrase from Comey's opening statement.
10. Because journalists aren't the only ones hungry for a scoop.
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A phrase from Comey's testimony.

None of this actually exists, but, man, we wish it did.

Photos From James Comey's Testimony