I said it before, being a parent can be completely terrifying.
No. We cannot buy this.
New, creepy things to stare at me as I bathe.
Please Don't Strangle Me, Elmo.
The reason we are always out of tape.
Yes that is a Big Wheel at the top of a slide.
Red velvet pancakes seemed like a good idea at the time.
This one is actually pretty great.