10 Utterly Improbable Headlines for April Fools' Day

Since most headlines are filled with unadulterated honesty (ahem), it can be very liberating to take one day out of the year and imagine some top stories that could never, ever, ever happen.

For the moment.

Have fun taking in these absolutely improbable newsworthy circumstances.

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