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13 Hilariously Subtle Ways To Be A Rebel

James Dean was a rebel with a cause. And that cause was the oppression of drinking milk out of a glass. You, too, can be as quaintly rebellious as Dean, thanks to some suggestions from the subreddit First World Anarchists.

1
Drink Pepsi out of a Coke cup.
Who cares about brand loyalty? NOT YOU.
2
Charge whatever you want for pretzels.
That's a one cent "screw you" tax.
3
Take photos of whatever you want.
Including signs that say "no photography."
4
Eat chocolate whenever you please.
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After eight? Only if you're a chump.
5
Drink fruit juice on your own terms.
Break free of that foil package of injustice.
6
Store sandwiches on your own terms.
It's the shape of freedom.
7
Beat the NSA at their own game.
And stick it to Mark Zuckerberg at the same time.
8
Open letters whenever you want.
Or, like, in half an hour.
9
Don't conform to standard depictions of utensil beauty.
Sporks know the deal.
10
Play by your own candy rules.
The divide between Skittles and M&M's have gone on for too long.
11
Don't let OCD rule you.
Even librarians are allowed to rebel a little bit.
12
Eat mints around the clock.
Think about it. You could even eat one RIGHT NOW.
13
Hang out in restricted zones.
This is a free country.
She tried to do you a favor. She failed.

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