13 Hilariously Subtle Ways To Be A Rebel

James Dean was a rebel with a cause. And that cause was the oppression of drinking milk out of a glass. You, too, can be as quaintly rebellious as Dean, thanks to some suggestions from the subreddit First World Anarchists.

1 Drink Pepsi out of a Coke cup.

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Who cares about brand loyalty? NOT YOU.
2 Charge whatever you want for pretzels.

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That's a one cent "screw you" tax.
3 Take photos of whatever you want.

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Including signs that say "no photography."
4 Eat chocolate whenever you please.

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After eight? Only if you're a chump.
5 Drink fruit juice on your own terms.

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Break free of that foil package of injustice.
6 Store sandwiches on your own terms.

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It's the shape of freedom.
7 Beat the NSA at their own game.

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And stick it to Mark Zuckerberg at the same time.
8 Open letters whenever you want.

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Or, like, in half an hour.
9 Don't conform to standard depictions of utensil beauty.

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Sporks know the deal.
10 Play by your own candy rules.

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The divide between Skittles and M&M's have gone on for too long.
11 Don't let OCD rule you.

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Even librarians are allowed to rebel a little bit.
12 Eat mints around the clock.

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Think about it. You could even eat one RIGHT NOW.
13 Hang out in restricted zones.

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This is a free country.

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