Go home, college freshman in the endless line wrapped around The Container Store. You don’t need a "hanging sweater bag" or a "bungee chair." What do those even do?
Before you pack your mom’s minivan full of dry erase boards and overpriced Bed, Bath & Beyond products, scratch these things off your list. You'll thank us when you're enjoying dining hall soft-serve while all the other suckers are still dragging boxes up seven flights of stairs.