Whether you're looking to spice up your holiday White Elephant party or give something to everyone in your Little Black Book, these gifts are cheap in all the right ways. (If $20 will break the bank, then check out our affordable gifts around 10 bucks instead. Or go big with our $50 list. They're not all sex toys, so you're sure to find something for every adult on your shopping list!
1. For the bath addict:
Give someone special an updated Calgon moment with Tess & James' aromatherapy salt soak, formulated to release toxins, extract impurities, and soothe skin.
2. For the audiophile:
This small, portable speaker is perfect for spontaneous boot-knocking that could use some mood music, wherever you are.
3. For the "Fifty Shades" fan:
USA Today said: "For an erotic, BDSM book, this one fits the bill."
4. For the long-term partner:
Because sometimes a couple needs some inspiration (with tasteful pictures!).
5. For the macho man:
Two books in a cigar box with 6 drink coasters -- it'll make him want to be a better man.
6. For the athlete:
Lightweight and sweat-resistant -- sounds perfect for a sex workout. So maybe get two!
7. For the facial-obsessed:
Not that kind of facial! This is for people really into cleaning their skin (whether or not it's after a defilement is up to them). And 2,000 Amazon reviewers love it.
8. For the facial hair grower:
Upgrade his shaving routine for less scruff burn during oral.
9. For the ethical facial hair grower:
Because why should a cute little badger have to die just because you want your partner to have baby-bottom skin?
10. For the humble wine lover:
They'll toast to your great gift-giving skills.
11. For the domestic goddess:
Funny, functional, and also kind of hot.
12. For the domestic god:
We'll say it again: Funny, functional, and also kind of hot.
13. For the entirely inappropriate:
13,000 Amazon reviewers give it 5 stars! One of its "selling points" is that "0% of the proceeds will be donated to the Make-A-Wish Foundation." Whomever you give this to will be the life of the party they bring it to.
14. For the sensualist:
Adult tickle time in a fancy box.
15. For the game-night enthusiast:
Sex-writer icon Susie Bright offers up 30 sealed prompts (all in a little gift box) to help make date night more daring.
16. For the foodie:
Spice up someone's life with these flavored artisan salts: "Truffle & Salt", "Fennel & Salt", "Saffron & Salt", "Fiori & Salt", "Porcini & Salt", and new "Herb & Salt."
17. For the beer drinker:
Helping them keep their beer cold just might make them hot for you.
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