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17 Small But Oh-So-Wonderful Perks Of Being Single

"I'm having pizza for breakfast and there's no one here to judge me."

Fresh out of a relationship and not entirely sure how to feel? Embrace it. Being single is a permission slip to do whatever you want, whenever you want. (Leftover pizza for breakfast? No judgement! Flirting with that cute, previously off-limits trainer at the gym? Go for it.)

Below, people on Whisper -- an an app that lets users share their thoughts anonymously -- share 17 tiny perks that make single life so amazing.

1
The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all
over that bed of yours. Left, right, middle,... Wherever!
2
Being single today just means I get to stay home and play video games like
I want
3
Best part of being single is being able to fart in bed and not get yelled
at.
4
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5
The best perk of being single is that my lipstick stays looking perfect all
day ��
6
Being single is the best because you get to look at eye candy without
feeling guilty.
7
My favorite part about being divorced now is that no one steals the
blankets. I wake up warm and well rested.
8
Being single is great because when Ryan Gosling asks me to be his wife, I
won
9
Being single is my favorite because I only have to say "I
10
I love being single, I don
11
The best thing about my divorce is now I can go see my male friends without
an argument!
12
I personally like being single because I don
13
For me the best perk of being divorced is that I haven
14
The best thing about being single again is now I can spend money on myself
and not think twice about it.
15
My favorite part about being single? Two words: Garlic Binging
16
I love being single because I can go to sleep peacefully without worrying
about someone cheating on me
17
My favorite part of being single is when I see a couple fighting in public
and I get to smile and walk away

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