18 Things Trump Hasn't Done in 18 Years

18 Things Trump Hasn't Done in 18 Years
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  1. Peed standing up.
  2. Peed sitting down.
  3. Voted.
  4. Ended a sentence without, "Believe me."
  5. Paid a vendor.
  6. Parted his hair on the right.
  7. Outperformed the stock market.
  8. Outperformed the New York real estate market.
  9. Popped a boner that might worry Melania.
  10. Popped a boner that might worry Ivanka.
  11. Paid China back.
  12. Eaten Mexican food without posting the image on social media.
  13. Prayed to something other than the reflection in his mirror.
  14. Apologized to someone other than the reflection in his mirror.
  15. Built a pelvic floor.
  16. Publicly ridiculed a beauty pageant contestant.
  17. Replaced an Eastern European wife with a younger Eastern European wife.
  18. Paid taxes.

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