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18 Cheeses That Will Make You Forget All About Men

Sweet baby cheezus.

No boyfriend? No problem.

Below, we’ve rounded up a list of 18 fine cheeses that are way better than a boyfriend. (And when we say fine, we mean fiiiiiine.)

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This beautiful, beautiful Mt. Tam.
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This hot and steamy raclette.
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This ~mysterious~ Bohemian Blue.
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And this luscious, ripe Humboldt Fog withanintense creamline.
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Are we crazy or does this baked Camembert seem like it'd be a good listener?
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A nearly man-sized Comté. (Man only included for perspective.)
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What a hunk.
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Acclaimed cheesemonger Anne Saxelby once called this goat and cows' milk blend "the sexiest cheese in the U.S.A." We believe her.
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Brie is bae.
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Unlike dudes on Tinder, a Stilton blue won't ever leave you blue.
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Ooh, baby, this Burrata.
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According to its makers, "the indulgent mouthfeel, tender rind, and balanced character [of this cheese] makes it a perfect addition to a cheese board." Or your life.
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Tall and good looking? Bring. It. On.
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Cavemen cheese? Not usually our type TBH, but sure why not.
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Honestly, we're pretty sure this cheese is hitting on us anyway.
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Could always use a strong and dependable gouda in your life.
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A fondue to keep you warm on the coldest winter nights.
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Can't forget those cheese curds sourced straight outta Wisconsin. Let's be real: Any cheese you can eat by the handful, straight from the bag is definitely better than a boyfriend.