Relationships

18 Cheeses That Will Make You Forget All About Men

Sweet baby cheezus.

No boyfriend? No problem.

Below, we’ve rounded up a list of 18 fine cheeses that are way better than a boyfriend. (And when we say fine, we mean fiiiiiine.)

1
This beautiful, beautiful Mt. Tam.
2
This hot and steamy raclette.
3
This ~mysterious~ Bohemian Blue.
4
And this luscious, ripe Humboldt Fog with an intense creamline.
5
Are we crazy or does this baked Camembert seem like it'd be a good listener?
6
A nearly man-sized Comté. (Man only included for perspective.)
8
Acclaimed cheesemonger Anne Saxelby once called this goat and cows' milk blend "the sexiest cheese in the U.S.A." We believe her.
10
Unlike dudes on Bumble, a Stilton blue won't ever leave you blue.
11
Ooh, baby, this Burrata.
12
According to its makers, "the indulgent mouthfeel, tender rind, and balanced character [of this cheese] makes it a perfect addition to a cheese board." Or your life.
13
Tall and good looking? Bring. It. On.
14
Parmigiano-Reggiano, you complete us.
15
Honestly, we're pretty sure this cheese is hitting on us anyway.
16
Could always use a strong and dependable gouda in your life.
17
Some queso fundido to keep you warm on the coldest winter nights.
18
Can't forget those cheese curds sourced straight outta Wisconsin. Let's be real: Any cheese you can eat by the handful, straight from the bag is definitely better than a boyfriend.