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19 Reasons You'll Hate Costa Rica

The ocean views are really unimpressive. It's an awful spot for a romantic getaway and the sunsets are especially hideous. The wildlife is nothing special and you probably won't see anything cool.
03/23/2015 03:48pm ET | Updated December 6, 2017
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The Arenal Volcano's peak is often shrouded by clouds, Costa Rica.

If you're the type to hate gorgeous ocean views and jaw-dropping sunsets...

-- Kelsey Blodget, Oyster.com

1. The Ocean Views Are Really Unimpressive.

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2. Who Would Even Want to Look at That?

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3. It's An Awful Spot for a Romantic Getaway.

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4. And the Sunsets are Especially Hideous.

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5. The Wildlife is Nothing Special.

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6. You Probably Won't See Anything Cool.

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7. Definitely Not Any Exotic Birds.

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8. Parrots? Please.

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9. The Butterflies are Nothing to Get Excited About.

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10. The Flowers Are Kind of Meh.

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11. The Rainforest is Not Lush at All.

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12. And Can You Even Call this a Beach?

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13. The Volcanoes Are Not Majestic.

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14. The Hot Springs Aren't Relaxing.

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15. Even The Monkeys Are Ugly.

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16. There is Nowhere Cool to Stay.

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17. You Call This Luxury?

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18. Just Don't Blame Us If You Loathe it, OK?

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19. We Hate to Say We Told You So.

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