The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious musings of 280 characters or fewer.
Scroll through this week’s great tweets from women below. Then visit our “Funniest Tweets From Women” page for past roundups.
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the next time everyone’s about to make a lot of money super easily could someone shoot me a text
— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) January 28, 2021
if you try to correct my grammar, i will think fewer of you
— Sammy (@thesammyhannah) January 24, 2021
me: I’ll take a short nap
— 🦋 (@immanwrld) January 25, 2021
also me after 4 hours: pic.twitter.com/ZU376pMSQs
i don’t get MAD easily.. i get annoyed easily. MAJOR difference.
— ♡ (@crxsvo) January 23, 2021
"once covid is over" is starting to feel a lot like "i'll pay you back tomorrow"
— ziwe (@ziwe) January 24, 2021
What can i do to make sure nothing bad ever happens to me ever again ? so far my idea is buy something
— helena (@freshhel) January 24, 2021
whenever someone my age is like ‘my husband...’ my first thought is ???? but we’re kids ????? (I am 29)
— danielle weisberg (@danielleweisber) January 27, 2021
Me: doesn’t own a car
— quinta brunson (@quintabrunson) January 23, 2021
My voicemail: we are trying to reach you about your vehicle’s warranty
does anyone want to be in love so we can split rent
— anna (@anna__online) January 23, 2021
them 3am waters be hittin just like this pic.twitter.com/Z5Y3Fnjdt5
— S (@REDSEASHAWTY) January 23, 2021
A friend FaceTimed me without warning today and I have since cut this friend fully out of my life
— blaire erskine (@blaireerskine) January 24, 2021
NEVER RUN A FRUIT STAND IN AN ACTION MOVIE
— Emily Greene (@EmAsInMoney) January 24, 2021
I don’t want student loan forgiveness, I want student loan revenge
— Sari Beliak (@thecrassceiling) January 25, 2021
This chapter of quarantine is called stocks and silhouettes
— Jessica Udeh (@jessicnnt) January 28, 2021
There’s too much going on. That rock that looked like Cookie Monster would’ve been earth-shattering in 2014
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) January 26, 2021
Me in the middle of the night thinking about that shirt I haven’t seen in a while pic.twitter.com/95WbmfAapU
— 🌻 (@kingmick_xx) January 26, 2021
So many JLo movies start with a long sequence to ease you into the idea that in the world of this movie, JLo is just a regular looking girl.
— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) January 23, 2021
Hi. I’m 42 and still don’t know what to do with my arms while I sleep.
— your other mom (@difficultpatty) January 26, 2021
Two roads diverged in a yellow woods pic.twitter.com/QhVipnUfKG
— f o x x x x x i (@foxxi_loxxi) January 26, 2021
Middle finger hit different when ur nails are done
— Hazlo Nancy🌾 (@makeitnancyyyy) January 27, 2021
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