The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (Sept. 26-Oct. 2)

"Not fasting this year because I feel like God is the one who needs to atone."

The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious musings of 280 characters or fewer.

Scroll through this week’s great tweets from women below. Then visit our “Funniest Tweets From Women” page for past roundups.

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