The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (Mar. 2-8)

"My fav part of living alone is burning my mouth on a pizza bagel & spitting it onto the floor."

The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant ― and succinct ― wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious musings of 280 characters or less. 

Scroll through this week’s great tweets from women below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for past roundups.

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