20 Things Candidates Absolutely MUST Do During Presidential Primaries

I mean, do you even love America?

Based on the low voter turnout in the United States, it's a good bet that most people don't know how political primaries work. Well, there are things every candidate must do if they want to succeed during a caucus. So, rest easy, citizen, you're about to learn how to primary.

Get ready to roll up those sleeves and then roll up those sleeves!
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Yell things at crowds who are also yelling things!
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Sign cowboy hats! If you think you've signed too many cowboys hats, you haven't signed enough cowboy hats!
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Bring out the pistol fingers! PEW! PEW! PEW!
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Hit those dramatic close-ups! There is no "too close."
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Hug people who are hugging!
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Get photos from reporters who fell on the ground or are 2 feet tall!
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Talk about numbers you can illustrate with your fingers on one hand!
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Get in close next to someone and look at their phone together!
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Recruit individual people to hold up individual letters! If it spells something out, even better!
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Make pensive faces while in seas of people!
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Return crowd enthusiasm with bigger and bolder enthusiasm! Excite their faces off!
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Collect the giant severed heads of patriotic eagles!
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Hire reality TV stars who like ducks! (Heads attached, ideally.)
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Give away smaller, plastic versions of yourself!
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Pass out giant, paper versions of your head!
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Laugh! You're so merry!
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Don't forget the racist football fan demographic! They're people too!
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Point at the guns.
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Look at guns.
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Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum looks at guns during a visit Pelletier's Sports Shop in Jaffrey, NH. (Photo by Brooks Kraft LLC/Corbis via Getty Images)

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