Parents

22 Funny, Wise and Totally Bizarre Quotes From Kids

"Meenie meenie miney moe, catch a tiger, hide a crow."
03/10/2017 09:02am ET

When kids inevitably say the darndest things, their parents like to remember.

That’s why mom Lacey Ellis developed the LittleHoots app to help parents document and archive their kids’ standout quotes by turning them into fun graphics. Ellis frequently shares highlights from the app on the LittleHoots Facebook page. From hilarious malapropisms to little nuggets of wisdom, these quotes capture pure childhood magic.

Keep scrolling for 22 funny, clever and totally bizarre gems from LittleHoots.

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