Single and not so ready to mingle? You’re not alone in being forever alone. Below, 23 people who are just not the relationship type.
When everyone asks me why I don't date. pic.twitter.com/M8gQEVAyej
— Autumn Lavis (@AutumnLavis) September 30, 2016
him: your single? why?
— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) May 3, 2015
me: you're*
Trying to date people like pic.twitter.com/jvSY2EdaOC
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) November 16, 2015
Honey BooBoo's mom has a boyfriend, this guy is in a relationship with 15 inflatable animals.. And I'm single. pic.twitter.com/25zza1ysFy
— Wheeling Problems (@wheelingprobs) June 5, 2013
— Tina Louise (@realtinalouise) February 15, 2016
You know you're single when your remotes get their own side of the bed. pic.twitter.com/U09OZiPddE
— Sam Kalidi (@samkalidi) October 7, 2015
Serious question: how much are wedding cakes? And how weird would it be if I wanted to buy one just to eat? By myself?
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) August 9, 2015
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— Noodles (@Dawn_M_) October 29, 2013
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Please. I am 36 and live with 2 guinea pigs.
relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold
— Alice (@aalicesayss) March 11, 2015
me talking to my crush! pic.twitter.com/h0LzVTYL25
— no (@tbhjuststop) June 8, 2013
That moment when candy has a better love life than you...http://t.co/Xz4lvuC2fC pic.twitter.com/kJw2Kw3rRE
— 9GAG (@9GAG) October 29, 2014
Lmfao this is why I'm single pic.twitter.com/FAoEWNEiPg
— Aidan ☘ (@DaftFameMonster) January 20, 2016
When people ask me about my love life pic.twitter.com/Co5SeBalI6
— Mario (@TXST_Mario) August 6, 2015
"Come along" they said. "It'll be fun" they said.😒 pic.twitter.com/qjoNB4BEw1
— Revere ❤️ (@blvckpvssy) September 28, 2014
Gather 'round you single losers so I can throw my used flowers at you -Brides
— Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) May 1, 2015
Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
— Baby Swayze (@buhsbaby_baby) September 19, 2015
u wanna date me???? well get in line pic.twitter.com/w7nFkqsPCS
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) July 26, 2015
My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.
— Sarcasm (@ThatsSarcasm) November 14, 2012
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