If your Valentine is the kind of person who hates candy hearts, red roses and cheesy Valentine’s Day gifts generally, give them a gift they won’t find cheesy: great sex. While nearly half of millennials would give up sex before giving up Amazon, according to Max Borges Agency. We’re sure most of them would make an exception for Valentine’s Day.
From clitoral stimulators and oral simulators to dual-use vibrators and versatile harnesses, we’ve rounded up a few of our favorite ~sexy little things~ that’ll make your person say, “Be mine!” this Valentine’s Day.
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Here are 24 titillating sex toys for couples:
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The Ora 2
Amazon
This sex toy simulates oral sex by offering a thrilling, teasing and “better-than-real” sensation — though your partner might object to that claim.
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This candles that melts into massage oil
Lelo
Burn one of these beauties to ~set the mood~ and the melted all-natural soy wax, shea butter and apricot kernel oil turns into luxurious massage oil. (Just be sure to check the temperature before you try it out).
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This hands-free clitoral vibrator
Dame Products
Designed to be worn under the labia during sex, this hands-free sex toy is a liberating toy that's bound to be a winner for both you and your partner.
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These Hex Condoms
Amazon
These condoms have a unique hexagonal structure that makes them strong, light and one of the most interesting condom design on the market.
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The Unbound Squish
Unbound
Nope, this isn't a beauty blender. This vibrator is simple to use, and a great toy for first timers. The harder you squeeze, the stronger the vibrations. Your partner can even record a unique vibration pattern for you to replay during solo time.
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This Tickle Her Pink Clitoral Stimulating Gel
Lovehoney
This simulating gel uses mint and witch hazel to create a mild tingling sensation to intensify orgasms.
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A butt plug built for beginners
Unbound
This plug has a smooth and slim silicone tip that gradually widens for beginners.
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These kinky coupons
Etsy // Flytrap On E
With cards like “Commando Night” and “Role Playing,” these 24 sexy coupons will warm your night right up. This Etsy seller also creates coupon cards for things like “Date Nights,” “Romance,” and “Sexy.”
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The Bionic Bullet Vibrating Ring
Lovehoney
This highly-rated ring is perfect for couples looking to share climaxes. With five settings, you're sure to find the perfect fit for you and your partner.
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Jewelry that turns into cuffs
Unbound
These cuffs come with a removable strap so they can be worn as plain ol' bangles, but you and your partner will know the real power of their restraint. These stylish bangles turn into functional cuffs and wrist restraints in a flash.
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Joque Harness
Lovehoney
This nylon and spandex harness features breathable lining so it's actually comfortable to wear. The stretchable O-ring fits all kinds of dildos and attachments, and even includes a handy pocket that fits a bullet vibrator for the wearer.
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A Fantasy Box subscription
Fantasy Box
Get a monthly ~naughty~ delivery of toys, accessories, lingerie and more. Every box is designed around a theme, and provides full-sized products to play out the scenario.
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Unbound's Clitoral Jolt Gel
Unbound
This stimulating clitoral gel features electrifying ingredients like peppermint and damiana to increase blood flow to the clitoris. But a word of caution: a little goes a long way.
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This pillow that supports plenty of sex positions
Dame Products
This wedge creates unique angles and has a removable cover for easy cleaning.
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This starter kit for bondage and tickling
Lovehoney
This tie and tease kit comes with a silky blindfold, bondage restraints, and a feather tickler.
17
A classic vibrator that does double duty
Amazon
The Paloqueth Waterproof Dildo Vibrator is a best seller with nine vibrations modes and discreet sound.
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Lovehoney's Bliss Pleasure Balm
Lovehoney
Infused with menthol, this balm increases your chances of an orgasm by stimulating the clitoris and making it extra sensitive.
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The Tiani 2
Lelo
Designed to be worn by women during sex, this sex toy has a remote control that makes it a great tool for couples interested in adventurous bedroom play.
20
O.M.G-Spot Stim Serum
Unbound
This peppermint oil and aloe stimulating serum is formulated to increase the size and sensitivity of the G-spot. Slip it onto your partner or your favorite toy, and you'll feel the difference.
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The Lily 2
Amazon
This toy is perfect for solo play or nestled between partners. What makes it most unique is its signature sweet fragrance, which varies by color. It's waterproof, rechargeable and features 8 stimulating patterns.
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The Desire Luxury Panty Vibrator
Lovehoney
This vibrator comes with ribbon-tie lace undies that feature a pocket perfectly sized for your new saddle-shaped vibrator. Its versatile design can be used at home for a fun night in, or wear it out and pass the control to your partner for a fantasy-filling night out. The controls work from up to 8 meters away.
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A toy set so you can try everything
Lovehoney
This kinky kit comes with 11 toys for endless combinations.
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CORRECTION: A previous version of this story incorrectly indicated that the Nexus, which is sold at Babeland, is a product made by that store.
