26 Halloween Costumes That Never Needed To Be Sexy

Really, sexy pizza slice?

Ah, Halloween. That wonderful time of year when we get to overindulge in candy and dress up in our favorite costumes. It’s also, of course, a time when companies trot out the classic “sexy” costume for women. A cop becomes a “sexy” cop, a nurse becomes a “sexy” nurse, and a nerd becomes a “sexy” nerd ― the less fabric, the better.

Despite the fact that there are tons of creative costumes for women that go beyond the “sexy cop,” most costumes made for women and young girls this time of year can be notoriously sexist. They can also be just downright absurd. So part of the joy of Halloween is getting to see what new arbitrary, inanimate object costume manufactures have decided to slap with the “sexy” label.

Will it be a Sexy Lamp? A Sexy Remote Control? A Sexy Pile of Laundry? (One of those, sadly, is a real, actual costume in this world.)

Below, we’ve gathered 26 of the most ridiculous “sexy” Halloween costumes.

1
Sexy Jiminy Cricket
3Wishes.com
2
Sexy Remote Control
MrCostumes.com
3
Sexy Nemo
Yandy
via Yandy
4
Sexy Crayon
HalloweenCostumes.com
5
Sexy Donald Trump
Yandy.com
via Yandy
6
Sexy Movie Director
3Wishes.com
7
Sexy Spongebob
Yandy
via Yandy
8
Sexy Mime
Ebay.com
via Ebay
9
Sexy Troll
Yandy.com
via Yandy
10
Sexy Slice of Pizza
Yandy.com
via Yandy
11
Sexy Elephant
Pinkqueen.com
12
Sexy Bert
Yandy.com
via Yandy
13
Sexy Ernie
Yandy.com
via Yandy
14
Sexy Mental Patient
Yandy.com
via Yandy
15
Sexy Mickey Mouse
Pinkqueen.com
16
Sexy Oompa Loompa
Yandy
via Yandy
17
Sexy Baby
Yandy.com
via Yandy
18
Sexy Yin & Yang
Yandy.com
via Yandy
19
Sexy Big Bird
Yandy.com
via Yandy
20
Sexy Cabbage Patch Doll
Yandy
via Yandy
21
Sexy Candy Cane
Ebay.com
via Ebay
22
Sexy Gumby
Yandy
via Yandy
23
Sexy "Bachelor"
Ebay.com
via Ebay
24
Sexy... Money
Yandy.com
via Yandy
25
Sexy Minion
Forplaycatalog.com
26
Sexy Rosie The Riveter
PartyCity.com

In case you’re not in the mood to pay $60 to be a “Sexy Baby” this year, check out Halloween costumes that are way better than “sexy cop,” some adorable costume ideas to try with your BFF, or feminist-themed costumes.

And here are some other awesome alternatives that are more than just sexy:

Women's Halloween Costumes That Are More Clever Than 'Sexy Nurse'