Parents

31 Bizarre, Insightful And LOL-Worthy Quotes From Kids

"Yes I'm making stuff up, but it could be real."
09/22/2017 09:01am ET

Kids say the darndest things, and parents love to remember them.

The app LittleHoot lets parents copy down and archive the funny and strange things their kids say ― from adorable malapropisms to moments of innocent wisdom.

We’ve rounded up some recent highlights from the LittleHoots app. Here are 31 bizarre, insightful and LOL-worthy quotes from kids.

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