Parents

34 Hilariously Honest Cards For Pregnant Moms-To-Be

"I'm so glad one of us recently had sex!"
03/08/2017 09:30am ET | Updated March 9, 2017

Giving a card is a great way to congratulate a loved one on her pregnancy. But sometimes the sentimental messages found in the greeting card aisle don’t quite capture what you want to say to the mom-to-be.

That doesn’t have to be an obstacle though. We’ve scoured the internet and rounded up 34 funny, creative and brutally honest cards for expectant mamas.

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