Another week, another glorious episode of “The Bachelor” ― complete with nanny talk, bouncy castle seductions, vomiting and the Backstreet Boys.
Below are 34 tweets that capture the beauty and pain and general “WTF??” that accompany being a fan of this hallowed reality show.
A reverse Bachelor where 30 women find themselves trapped with one awful man and each week one wins the right to go home
— Erin 🎶Gloria🎶 Ryan (@morninggloria) January 17, 2017
N told the truth about L. How will the women react? Will C be jealous? Only time will tell. You know you love me. XOXO GG #TheBachelor
— Olivia Caridi (@OliviaCaridi) January 17, 2017
Can you imagine getting grilled about a drunk wedding one night stand by not just one but like 47 people? Can he just LIVE? #TheBachelor
— Michelle Collins (@michcoll) January 17, 2017
You know what I love about Nick? That he has sex. #TheBachelor
— Jaclyn Swartz (@JaclynSwartz) January 17, 2017
"You're someone I'm really intrigued in," says Nick.
— Jennifer Mendelsohn (@CleverTitleTK) January 17, 2017
Me: #thebachelor pic.twitter.com/vf9L2VzIWt
"Stuff happened" is Nick's way of saying Fireball. #thebachelor
— Jared Freid (@jtrain56) January 17, 2017
But Corinne... that's old news #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/XPRnMhT2be
— Emily Longeretta (@emilylongeretta) January 17, 2017
Alternate title of The Bachelor was "Pretty girls get rejected and lose their minds."
— Emily McCombs (@msemilymccombs) January 17, 2017
"Tonight didn't go as I wanted it to!" says Corinne, who had Nick lick whipped cream off her boob 🤔#TheBachelor
— Jessica Goodman (@jessgood) January 17, 2017
I think I need to start stroking people more #TheBachelor
— Jenny Mollen (@jennyandteets) January 17, 2017
Whoooo is that girl I see
— Justin Kirkland (@justinkirkland4) January 17, 2017
Staring straight back at me?#TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/K0Yjwx8u9s
Not gonna lie, I actually applaud Corinne's nap. #TheBachelor
— CatherineGiudiciLowe (@clmgiudici) January 17, 2017
Oh did we forget to wake up Corinne? #thebachelor pic.twitter.com/59KlqZxne5
— Bachelor Interns (@BachelorInterns) January 17, 2017
Corinne should have sent her nanny in her place. #TheBachelor
— Dana Weiss (@Possessionista) January 17, 2017
Why show up for a job interview if you already have the job? Corrine, bebe, you get that beauty sleep, girl! #TheBachelor
— Emily L. Foley (@EmilyLFoley) January 17, 2017
Where does this tank top rank on the list of the Worst Things @viallnicholas28 Has Ever Worn? #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/czSWQZkQhT
— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) January 17, 2017
Taking a break from tweeting for a minute. I have a dance routine to learn. #TheBachelor
— Jill Biden (@JillBidenVeep) January 17, 2017
Corrine: "I am so excited to see Nick."
— Bachelor Burn Book (@bachelorburnbk) January 17, 2017
Us: "We are so excited to see Nick ... Carter." #TheBachelor
I'm just a boy. Living every girls dream #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/6YXwbNsmTg
— Nick Viall (@viallnicholas28) January 17, 2017
Mom or Carly: "I want that back street boys hat" #TheBachelor
— Carly Waddell (@carlywaddell) January 17, 2017
Corinne's find a husband strategy:
— Sandra Di (@Sandra_Di_) January 17, 2017
1) get naked
2) whipped cream
3) cry
4) whine
5) sleep
6) repeat as needed #thebachelor
I feel bad for "small business owner" Danielle, who is about to lose her health coverage. #seewhatIdidthere #TheBachelor
— Jennifer Mendelsohn (@CleverTitleTK) January 17, 2017
How do I apply for Raquel's job? I make sick cucumber slices and also want a tiny small boob job. #TheBachelor
— Jaclyn Swartz (@JaclynSwartz) January 17, 2017
Is cheese pasta the fancy way to say mac and cheese? Or maybe mac and cheese is called cheese pasta when your nanny makes it? #TheBachelor
— Whitney Bischoff (@whitbisch) January 17, 2017
A vote for Corinne to go home is a vote to end poor Raquel's much deserved vacation. #thebachelor
— Sandra Di (@Sandra_Di_) January 17, 2017
A bunch of Millennial women losing their shit over The Backstreet Boys is the realest shit I have ever seen on reality tv. #TheBachelor
— Rachel W. Miller (@the_rewm) January 17, 2017
Love Nick's casual watching a girl vomit lean #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/2qzxVdmnxy
— Michelle Collins (@michcoll) January 17, 2017
Nick's eyes say he is here for the right reasons, but his clothes say he is here for the A Capella Championships. #TheBachelor
— Jill Biden (@JillBidenVeep) January 17, 2017
Breaking: Woman on #TheBachelor has natural breasts. pic.twitter.com/iQCrrP9j40
— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) January 17, 2017
Dom: "I don't understand why you didn't ask me what was wrong with me and why I was in my head" Nick: "and your name is...?" #TheBachelor
— BachShitCray (@Bach_ShitCray) January 17, 2017
If @BachelorABC doesn't start it's own line of yoga pants, someone needs to be fired.#TheBachelor
— Wells Adams (@WellsAdams) January 17, 2017
"She did not know how to clean a spoon." - contender for best quote this season. #TheBachelor
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 17, 2017
Fun fact: "A Lot of Horny Girls in This House" was the original working title for #TheBachelor.
— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) January 17, 2017
Vanesa: *pukes 13 times on a first date and still makes out with Nick*
— Spencer Althouse (@SpencerAlthouse) January 17, 2017
you: *can't even get a text back*#TheBachelor
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