Welcoming a new baby is a special occasion that calls for flowers, gifts and of course, cards.
Sometimes the words you want to say to the new mom or dad simply can't be found in a Hallmark card. But that doesn't have to be an obstacle.
Here are 38 honest, creative and hilarious cards to give to parents who just welcomed a new baby into their lives.
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Etsy/<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/232857669/new-baby-card-baby-congratulations-card?ref=market" target="_blank">Simply Said Paperie</a>
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Etsy/<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/240169096/funny-new-baby-card-funny-baby-card?ref=market" target="_blank">The Painted Kitchen</a>
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Etsy/<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/212542959/funny-new-baby-card-pregnancy-card" target="_blank">Lost Marbles Co</a>
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Etsy/<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/223691119/funny-baby-shower-card-wine-baby-shower?ref=market" target="_blank">ClassyCardsCreative</a>
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Etsy/<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/169057401/new-mom-blank-greeting-card-new-baby?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=funny%20pregnancy%20card&ref=sr_gallery_8" target="_blank">Paper Patch Market</a>
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Etsy/<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/230913053/congrats-on-the-baby-funny-greeting-card?ref=market" target="_blank">Palmetto Paper Co</a>
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<a href="http://emilymcdowell.com/collections/cards/products/242-c-the-worlds-a-better-place-baby-card" target="_blank">Emily McDowell</a>
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Etsy/<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/158835355/funny-new-baby-card-watermelon-birth?ref=market" target="_blank">Cheeky Kumquat</a>
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Etsy/<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/207773545/funny-pregnancy-card-just-like-college?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=funny%20pregnancy%20card&ref=sr_gallery_14" target="_blank">Paper Freckles</a>
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Etsy/<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/224885327/congratulations-on-your-baby-burrito-new?ref=market" target="_blank">Little Me Paper Co</a>
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Etsy/<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/223328984/funny-baby-card-funny-expecting-card?ref=market" target="_blank">Knotty Cards</a>
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Etsy/<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/198982100/funny-baby-congratulations-card?ref=market" target="_blank">Tattoos Love Letters</a>
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Etsy/<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/231225451/funny-baby-card-new-baby-card-funny-new?ref=market" target="_blank">Rhubarb Paper Co</a>
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Etsy/<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/237128728/congratulations-funny-new-baby-card?ref=market" target="_blank">Lazy Mice</a>
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Etsy/<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/240544906/funny-pregnancy-cardhuge-boobs-pregnancy?ref=market" target="_blank">LailaMeDesigns</a>
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Etsy/<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/190359733/yay-you-can-drink-again-funny-pregnancy?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=funny%20pregnancy%20card&ref=sr_gallery_24" target="_blank">LissaLooStationery</a>
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Etsy/<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/179422724/baby-card-shower-card-funny-card-sleep?ref=market" target="_blank">MOD by Mel</a>
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Etsy/<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/205984780/shit-just-got-real-new-baby-card?ref=market" target="_blank">elaine v designs</a>
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Etsy/<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/127784292/baby-card-new-baby-funny-baby-shower" target="_blank">MyJuly</a>
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Etsy/<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/186476170/funny-baby-card-baby-shower-card-new?ref=market" target="_blank">Hen Pen Paper Co</a>
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Etsy/<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/210344490/funny-new-baby-card-congrats-on-your?ref=related-5" target="_blank">Cheeky Kumquat</a>
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Etsy/<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/233112016/funny-baby-shower-cardfunny-new-baby" target="_blank">Life and Style Designs</a>
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Etsy/<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/226659498/funny-new-baby-card-different-baby-card?ref=market" target="_blank">Gin Bunny Prints</a>
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Etsy/<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/233909792/funny-new-baby-card-welcome-to?ref=related-6" target="_blank">The Little Illustrator</a>
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Etsy/<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/223458201/funny-new-baby-card-pregnancy" target="_blank">MAJIKATZ</a>
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Etsy/<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/219410287/funny-new-baby-card-funny-greeting-card?ref=related-3" target="_blank">Knotty Cards</a>
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Etsy/<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/242976133/funny-new-baby-card-baby-congratulations?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=funny%20pregnancy%20card&ref=sr_gallery_17" target="_blank">That One Card Shop</a>
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Etsy/<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/232336822/funny-baby-shower-card-funny-baby-shower?ref=market" target="_blank">The Little Piper</a>
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Etsy/<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/245622902/pregnancy-funny-funny-expecting-card?ref=related-3" target="_blank">Yea Oh Greeting</a>
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Etsy/<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/245519595/funny-pregnancy-card-dr-seuss-funny?ref=market" target="_blank">Yea Oh Greetings</a>
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Etsy/<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/225036349/funny-baby-card-funny-pregnancy-card" target="_blank">Finch and the Fallow</a>
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Etsy/<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/218652602/funny-new-baby-card-funny-greeting-card?ref=market" target="_blank">Knotty Cards</a>
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Etsy/<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/224949547/snot-suckers-and-butt-paste-heres-to?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=funny%20pregnancy%20card&ref=sr_gallery_35" target="_blank">Grain and Dot</a>
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Etsy/<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/234701540/funny-new-baby-card-cute-pregnancy-card?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=funny%20pregnancy%20card&ref=sr_gallery_16" target="_blank">Pithy Diction</a>
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Etsy/<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/245620606/funny-baby-card-vagina-humor-expecting?ref=related-0" target="_blank">Yea Oh Greetings</a>
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Etsy/<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/192256108/funny-baby-shower-card-screaming-crying" target="_blank">BeauArrow</a>
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Etsy/<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/231527231/congratulations-on-your-new-vagina-new?ref=market" target="_blank">We Are Paper Plane</a>
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Etsy/<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/233376788/congrats-on-making-a-mini-human-funny" target="_blank">PumaPaper</a>
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